Journal / High Falootin’ Adjective

see, nothing, i mean nothing pisses me off more than when my personal email address gets leaked to the general public.
after my last email address was leaked i had to change it, and now it looks as if i’ll have to change my brand new address, too.
and i was just starting to get attached to:
moby-son-of-bitch.shit@sucker.com.
it had such a nice ring to it.
-moby

p.s-the offensive posts may be awful at times, but at other times they’re really funny.

p.p.s-but no one has yet to top the ‘moby is an anal punishing twat’ diss of yore for it’s sheer oxymoroniousness.

p.p.p.s-yes, i just turned oxymoron into some sort of high falootin’ adjective. it’s my right as a citizen of these loosely united states to bastardize the english language as much as and insofar as i deem appropriate.
thank you. let’s party.