have you been following the rachel ray/dunkin donuts/michelle malkin/paisley scarf scandal?
it’s american media/culture at it’s absolute finest.
here’s the story:
rachel ray shot a commercial for dunkin donuts.
in this commercial rachel ray wore a black and white scarf that had some little decorative paisley’s on it.
michelle malkin(who apparently loves america so much that she hates everything)took offense at this
ad because she thought the scarf looked ‘terrorist’.
dunkin donuts pulled the ad, so as to not offend michelle malkin and her legions of utterly insane right wing
nutjobs who are so bored that they spend their days hating scarves.
i wonder what the founding fathers would’ve thought? if they’d known that at some point insane michelle
malkin would question someone’s patriotism based on their scarf choices would they have included ‘freedom
of apparel’ in the bill of rights?
the right wing in america(terrorist scarves, dinosaurs pulling plows for early humans, etc)would be really, really
entertaining if they didn’t actually have some power.
do you think crazy right wingers ever wake up and realize that they’re insane?
like ‘what the hell was i thinking? dinosaurs pulling plows? throwing away embryo’s rather than using
them for stem-cell research? terrorist scarves?’
and that’s who john mccain needs to win in november.
i don’t envy him.
i look forward to a debate wherein john mccain is asked:
‘senator mccain, do you believe that dinosaurs and humans ever co-existed, and if so, do you believe
that the dinosaurs and humans were friends?’
i’m including a picture from a creationist web-site showing the peaceful co-existence of dinosaurs
and humans.
you’ll notice the cave-lady is offering the dinosaur a snack.
i’m also including known terrorist rachel ray and her terrorist
scarf.
see, nothing says ‘terrorist’ like a perky lady standing in front of some cherry trees holding an iced coffee.
maybe they shot this in north korea???
i mean, the scarf might be unattractive, but one can only hope that the republican
right have better things to do with their time than wage campaigns against perky ladies
selling coffee while wearing ugly scarves.
maybe they thought, ‘ok, the economy is in the toilet, the war in iraq is a disaster, gas prices
are at $4 a gallon, what should we do?? oh, how about we focus on a nice lady in an ugly
scarf? maybe that’ll distract people from a failed war and $4 a gallon gas?’
-moby