in case you missed it, we’ve had a few more eminem fans entertaining us with their wit and wisdom…here is a terrific example:
any ways who ever the hlell likes moby is a fucken beaner gay person ,theres to many people that like moby and its sicking who cares about a bald fagget singing theres a stupid site with moby on it called http://goatse.cx its stupid u dum moby fans are gay.
now, does anyone else think it’s odd that eminem calls me gay but yet he wants me to blow him? just a question. no disrespect to em and his legions of mensa fans.
and, oh, i saw those photos of me with long hair.that never happened. it’s a ruse. i never had long hair. in fact, i never had a childhood.
when i was born i was 31 years old. all of those photos and videotape documents were constructed in computers. i’ve never done anything embarrassing in my life (apart from misspelling words in a public forum). i certainly never had any embarassing haircuts.
i certainly never had long hair.
so if you see profoundly humiliating photos of me with long hair or with bad 80’s new-wave haircuts, rest assured, it’s not me. cos i wasn’t alive in the 80’s. i was hatched, fresh and new, from an incubator in 1998. and i greatly resent the idea that someone as dignified and composed as i would ever have made such dreadful grooming and fashion choices as have purportedly been displayed in various media.
pictures of me with leapord spots bleached into my hair in 1984? a ruse. pictures of me with long hair and a striped sweater in paris in 1987? aruse.
pictures of me with a shaved head and a little rave tuft of hair on the front of my head? a ruse.i’ve never done anything embarassing in my life.
cos my life started in1998. and if you have evidence of me doing anything embarassing since 1998 i will gladly pay whatever you ask to keep such material from reaching the public eye.
ok, i’m an idiot. i embarass (and misspell) myself all the time.
if you only knew the myriad bad hair and clothing choices i’ve made in my life.
me with a pony tail and a ‘hip hop’ sergio tacchini warm-up jacket and ‘hip hop’ dookie gold rope in 1988.
and so on.
and so on.
yes. i will understand if you don’t want to be my friend anymore.
moby