Journal / gw’s state of the union speech

ok, i’ll weigh in with my comments on gw’s state of the union speech.
something about iraq and freedom, not sure, i think i nodded off for a while. kind of tautological.
then immigrants. huh, that’s not going to make his base very happy.
ah well. nodding off again.
and then, animal-human hybrids?
awesome, where do we get one or some?
i want animal-human hybrids.
gw, what the hell are you talking about?
the world’s falling apart and you’re talking about animal-human hybrids?
i hereby nominate gw ‘the science fiction president’.
does anyone remember his push to go to mars?
or steroids?
he likes science fiction, which is cool, cos i like science fiction, too.
it’s fun, right gw?
i guess one might be excused for expecting more from a president than platitudes and science-fiction, but remember: better to have platitudes with science fiction as opposed to platitudes without science fiction.
and, not to sound like too much of a boy, but mary landrieu is kind of sexy.
that’s just an aside.
but i’m a boy. i like science fiction and sexy senators like mary landrieu.
getting back to the animal-human hybrids, i assume from what he said that gw is opposed to said hybrids.
that’s where we part company. or do we?
gw says a lot of stuff that he clearly doesn’t believe(like when he said that we need to end our dependence upon foreign oil. that’s like dick cheney saying that he wants to go back in time and serve in the military.), so i assume that he, like me, is a fan of the whole animal-humany hybrid genre.
in other news i also saw bits of the colin farrel sex tape. boy, i didn’t need to see that. the oral sex bit with the ‘this is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner combined’ line…
oi vey, that’s put me off even thinking about intimacy for a year or more.
were they on drugs? they seemed kind of cracked out. maybe they were just high on love. i don’t know. and i refuse to watch it again to find out.
so, to recap:
animal-human hybrids getting gw’s ‘thumbs down'(wink, wink. we know that gw wants animal-human hybrids cos he’s the science fiction president and he knows they’d be fun).
mary landrieu.
and colin farrels not terribly sexy sex tape.
i like colin farrel, just fyi, cos he was in ‘minority report’, which is science fiction and had lots of animal-human hybrids, or so i assume, and the pre-cogs, who were very sexy cos at least one of them was a woman with a shaved head and a woman with a shaved head is just innately sexy.
that last line(colin farrel and sci-fi) was me bringing things ‘full circle’, as they say in the ever changing world of the media.
-moby