in l.a.
hi, l.a.
and lately i’ve been doing various ‘win a chance to meet moby’ events. and i enjoy them, but i feel as if the people who ‘win the chance to meet’ me are disappointed. for example, i had dinner with a contest winner the other night, and i think that she and her boyfriend were disappointed by my lack of ideological militancy. they were both vegans (as am i) and animal rights people (as am i), but i have a feeling that i wasn’t militant enough for them. if so, i apologize. they seemed to want to talk about serious issues, and i was just content to make stupid jokes and discuss the relative merits of grain alcohol.
positives-it’s cheap and makes you drunk.
negatives-it’s poisonous and can make you blind.
so, if you happen to win a chance to meet me, please be aware of the fact that i’m kind of an idiot. i love meeting people, but if you meet me don’t expect too much. i’ve got a serious side, i guess, but i tend to be pretty stupid most of the time.
sorry if that’s a dissapointment, but forewarned is forearmed. or vice versa.
and i just ate the best vegan sushi. vegan sushi kicks ass. the pickled ginger. the wasabi. oh boy, i love it.
now i’m supposed to go out and be social in los angeles…wish me luck.
if i’m not back by midnight, call the police.
-moby