in the last 2 years, according to the gossip press, i have:
built a sauna on my roof and had orgies wherein everyone was arrested, including me.
bought an airplane and taken lessons on flying.
bought a helicopter and taken lessons on flying.
spent $10,000 in a stripclub with unnamed movie-stars.
plotted to subvert the democratic process.
etc. etc.
and now there’s this new piece of gossip floating around and getting everyone’s panties in a bunch.
my only response is that in some ways i wish that my life were as exciting as the gossip press oftentimes reports it to be.
gossip can of course be fun, but it is worth remembering why it’s called gossip and not news…(gossip-