if it continues to be so cold here in big bad nymuthafukkinc maybe one of the rivers will freeze solid and we’ll be able to walk to greenpoint or new jersey.
does brackish water ever freeze solid?
well, duh, moby, of course it does.
haven’t you ever heard of a little thing called the north pole?
yes, yes, i have.
i retract my question and acknowledge my dimwittedness.
any good books or records that anyone can recommend?
i’m on the prowl for good books and records.
so i thought i’d ask you.
i want to go ice skating.
i wonder if i remember how.
even when i did a lot of ice skating i was always pretty bad at it.
but it’s fun.
especially the way the tight laces cut off the circulation in your feet and you get gangrene and they have to amputate your feet with a skate blade and you have to pull yourself home, footless, on the ice while being attacked by big hairy polar bears.
that’s what my childhood was like, anyway.
apparently polar bears have translucent fur.
moby