i found this on the moby boards and i can’t figure out if this person is a comic genius who really likes me or a sociopath who really hates me. either way it’s pretty special:
“”your leftist pinko-ass vegan eating ways do not frighten me; no sir! we all know “”baby monkey”” is an euphemism for “”bestiality”” you arrogant self-serving piece of trailer trash. may matt drudge, nancy reagan, and richard m nixon strike you down from your unholy perch. may a thousand africanized bees synchronize an attack of hellfire and fury upon your shiny bald head! may the republican national committee strip you naked, spread peanut butter on your body, and throw you into a swimming pool full of grape jelly! you heard me you assclown! a plethora of abomination will be unleashed without regard to small furry animals or 2 am senate hearings on c-span! the global economy is truly a awe-inspiring system filled with onion rings, wooden spoons, and donald trump’s toupee. i must concur. with great power comes great responsibility for which it stands, one nation under jude law, with liberty and twinkies for all. periodically, i often wonder how a mob of angry midgets control the internet. minimum wage?!? recurring nightmares of gary coleman wearing spandex deeply saddens my inner soul. whenever i feel the need to indulge myself with amateur porn i imagine john ashcroft, al gore, and janet reno in a 3-way. “”