from dave hill, comedian and founding member of rock combo diamondsnake:
The Dave Hill Explosion/Thurs. Sept. 30/9:30pm/UCB Theatre (307 West 26th St. at 8th Ave.) /$5/ With extra special guests Diamondsnake + other really special guests TBA! Yeah!
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that I have finally recovered from a series of botched cosmetic procedures and am finally ready for my public unveiling in the form of taking the stage once again to perform my critically acclaimed nightclub act the Dave Hill Explosion, now in its 29th exhilirating year. As usual, this incredible public display of incredibleness will take place at the Upright Citizens Brigade in the scenic Chelsea neighborhood on Thursday, September 30 at 9:30pm, early enough to get home at a reasonable hour and make snacks yet late enough for swears and partial male nudity. As those of you who have been following my career from the very beginning are well aware, this will mark my first solo public appearance since I spent the second half of the summer in the United Kingdom taking everyone’s money and also having intercourse with the majority of its inhabitants while performing lots and lots of critically acclaimed shows and stuff. And while it’s nice being considered a highly-bangable genius in other countries, it is also nice to be back home where people are used to that sort of thing and let me shop for groceries or pay a visit to the free clinic without hassling me every damn step of the way and putting their hands in my pockets and whatnot. Anyway, I really hope you can come to my show cuz that sh*t is going to be red hot. I am going to breaking out the heat in its various forms as well as unleashing a series of special guests, including but not limited to Diamondsnake (the incredible rock band featuring international music person Moby, my Explosion sidebitch Phil, my friend Tomato, and also me it turns out. Speaking of which, come see us at the Mercury Lounge on Saturday, Oct. 2! We’re so good at rock it’s weird) as well as another seriously great guest to be announced in the very near future. If you don’t come to this show, you are a dick. Wait, no, that’s too harsh. Honestly, I’m not sure what’s going on with me lately and why I lash out at people without warning like that. Things have been really messed up at home lately, which is strange since I live alone. Anyway, let’s just put this behind us. And please come to my show because you will have a really nice time and also being in the same room with me is sure to enhance your overall bangability, not unlike how the sun fills motherf@#kers up with Vitamin D.
You can get get tickets right here:
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/899
Love,
Dave Hill
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