Journal / From BT

bt sent these to me…
some of them are great.
moby

arbitrator (ar’-bee-tray-ter): a cook that leaves arby’s to work for mcdonald’s.

avoidable (uh-voy’-duh-buhl): what a bullfighter tries to do.

bologne (buh-lo’-nee): where some hemlines fall.

bernadette (burn’-a-det): the act of torching a mortgage.

burglarize (bur’-gler-ize): what a crook sees with.

counterfeiters (kown-ter-fit-ers): workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

eclipse (e-clips): what an english barber does for a living.

heroes (hee’-rhos): what a guy in a boat does.

misty (mis’-tee): how golfers create divots.

paradox (par’-uh-doks): two physicians.

parasites (par’-uh-sites): what you see from the top of the eiffel tower.

pharmacist (farm’-uh-sist): a helper on the farm.

polarize (po’-lur-ize): what penguins see with.