ok, defrosting the freezer is easy. you just turn off the freezer and open the door. but what do you do to collect all the melting ice-water? i now have 3 completely soaked bath towels and there’s still more ice to thaw.
i guess i’ll just have to keep putting dry towels at the bottom of my freezer to soak up all of the water. but it’ll all be worth it, cos then i’ll have an ice free freezer, which is something that i haven’t had for years. you see, here’s what happened…i went away and i accidentally left my freezer open about 1/2 an inch. so i came home and my freezer was full of ice. so now i’m defrosting. defreezing. making the ice go away. so i can have room for my vials of crystal meth and monkey embryos.
see, in my spare time i run a combination crystal meth/cloning lab. i clone these wired, little monkeys and get them to re-enact civil war battle scenes for me. whoever thought up the term ‘civil war’ must’ve been some kind of andre breton-ish type of situationist. a ‘civil war’? like a ‘soluble fish’. ‘oh, yes, dear southern brethren, do you mind while i politely torch your farmlands?’ ‘well, it will cause me some degree of inconvenience, my northern brethren, but please don’t let my inconvenience stand in the way of your plans. and would you like some lemonade? torching my farmland might prove to be rather tiring, and a glass of lemonade might be quite refreshing.’ ‘why thank you, kind southern sir, i shan’t but be a minute.’ ‘why thank you, sir, as well.’
ok, time to eat lentil soup. with bread. i did a photo shoot today where i got to throw white paint around a 60’s style office and then i got to paint myself and paint the desk and make a complete and utter mess. i was encouraged to do this. i love my job.
have a nice weekend,
moby