Journal / Fredonia

yes, bonsaikitten.com and blackpeoplelovesus.comare serious and offensive and need to be shut down….
um, they’re parodies. comedy. funny (well, at times).
the interweb. our lifeline to each other. best used in creating mock-websites that titillate and antagonize. ah well.
someone should make a faux porn website.
perhaps it already exists. something like ‘ahotzgirlzready4u!!!.com’
in other news…
how is it that a ‘right to life’ guy like john ashcroft can move trials to states that are likely to employ the death penalty?
i mean, we’re all hypocrites to some extent, but doesn’t that seem bizarre?
i’m the ultimate hypocrite, a pro-choice vegan. but still, protecting the rights of a fetus and supporting the death penalty?
ah boy. let’s all chip in and buy an island and start our own country, ok?
we’ll call it ‘fredonia’ and i’ll be the dictator.benign dictator, of course. all i’ll require from each inhabitant is their first born child and some hay.
and ‘2 comely maidens of virtue true’. to quote chief wiggum.
moby