i’m excited cos later in the week i’m going to be announcing this cool contest that i’m involved in.
yup.
it gonna be cool.
and i went to see rene risque and the art lovers on saturday and they were as utterly fantastic as they always are.
and i went to the video store and bought the dvd of ‘the office’ and it’s just as fantastic as i’d remembered it being.
and i just ate a banana and some walnuts and they were top notch fantastic whoo great, love bananas yeah and walnuts ok.
i’m just a gushing sycophant.
i love sycophancy, yeah.
my friend fancy. if you tired of fancy you would be sycophancy.
“”a man walks into a bar with a small newt on his shoulder. he walks up to the bar and says ‘i’d like a beer, please’
and the bartender says, ‘what’s up with that very small newt?’
and the man says, ‘oh, he’s my newt’.””
gettit?
my newt?
minute?
is that how you spell ‘minute’?
i can’t share my real jokes cos they would make you hate me and also ruin my career.
tonight i get to sleep with the sound of rain on my skylights.
i love that.
-moby
