oh what the hell…
questions from disco stu:
1) are you or have you ever been tempted to get a makeover from the queer eye guys?
no. i appreciate their work, but i’m comfortable with my emotionally crippled bachelor aesthetic the way it is.
2) fess up, moby. when on tour, did you ever yell out, “”you are great boston!”” only to realize you were in new jersey?
who is great boston?
3) who would you rather jam with? william shatner or david hasselhoff?
william shatner aka james tiberius kirk.
4) have you ever met donald trump and if so, could you keep your eyes off of his hair?
yes, i’ve met him. he, uh, well, was there. that’s about all i can say. he didn’t make much of an impression. he had interesting hair.
5) who do you think has the staying power: lindsay lohan or hillary duff?
is lindsay lohan the woman on the simpsons who often talks about being ‘pro-active’?
i love her.
6) if you had a child and could only name it bono or the edge, which would you choose?
bono. and the childs middle name would be bus. sorry, that was lame.
7) most men have really girly drinks that they secretly enjoy from the bar….what’s yours?
i admit that when cosmopolitans were first invented i enjoyed them quite a bit, despite their pink-ness. and for their pink-ness they pack quite a wallop.
8) true or false: david brent from the office is the most rock n’ roll character in the history of television.
you know that i love the office. but i’m not sure if d. brent is the most rock n’ roll character in the history of television. he is one of the best characters, no doubt. but most rock n’ roll?
i would be more inclined to say that chuck barris is the most rock n’ roll character in television.
9) have you ever had any nightmares that involved gene simmons and/or his tounge? how about richard simmons?
richard simmons and the dogs that have bees coming out of their mouths.
10) read any good books lately?
i like the f. paul wilson ‘repairman jack’ books cos:
a-they are nuts
b-they take place in and around nyc
c-they have monsters in them
-moby