Journal / disastrous poll numbers

ok, so you’re gw bush or karl rove and you’re faced with disastrous poll numbers and a completely fractured republican party and a war that was started for wrong reasons and has been executed ineptly and at great cost, so what do you do?
talk about iran enriching uranium.
allow me to translate:
in the world of the bush white house, talking
about iran enriching uranium is loosely translated as: ‘please, please like us again, and please don’t pay attention to any of the 14,000 terrible things going on right now that are justifiably driving republican poll numbers into the toilet, ok?’
don’t be surprised if:
a-the u.s invades iran 6 weeks before the mid-term elections in november.
b-another video from osama bin laden ‘conveniently’ shows up right before the mid-term elections
and c-they raise the terror alert level to orange and red right before the election.

the bush administration are dangerous and inept, and the only way that they’ll keep from losing a congressional majority in the mid-term elections is by scaring voters with threats of terror.

-moby

p.s-just remember, a democratic majority in the house of representatives basically means that bush is impeached and everyone in his cabinet gets indicted.
fingers crossed.