the smoking gun just posted a copy of dick cheney’s hotel rider.
it’s kind of cute in it’s normalcy but it does have a couple of odd quirks.
the first, and most obvious, odd quirk is that dick cheney wants the tv set on when he arrives and he wants it tuned to fox news.
that’s depressing.
the second, and more subtle, odd quirk is that dick cheney wants all of the lights turned on before he arrives.
is this because turning on the lights uses energy and burns fossil fuels?
or is it because dick cheney, he of the gruff and smirking countenance, is afraid of the dark?
is dick cheney a bed wetter, too?
let’s start a rumor that dick cheney wets the bed.
nothing to be ashamed of, but dick cheney is definitely a bed wetter.
-moby
