Journal / Crazy Smilies

my goodness, would you look at all o’ them crazy smilies. but how sad that i can’t use smilies in my updates.
ah well, i’ve got a reputation for austerity that i need to uphold. and employing one eyed smilies in my updates might compromise my reputation as an austere bad-ass. am i too facetious? is it tedious? should i aspire to more earnest and sincere updates? the guns/politics/etc updates are quite earnest. the ‘austere bad-ass’ updates aren’t.

i’m just trying to entertain, is that such a crime? is it? really? now? i went to see ‘a.i’ and i was profoundly pissed off that it wasn’t preceded by the ‘weasel pulling the chestnut out of the ice’ trailer that i love so much. call me crazy, but don’t robot boy clothes decay after 2,000 years? especially when they were kind of damp to begin with? how about that for nit picking, huh.

-moby