i just saw a headline that said ‘cloned adult cows seem healthy’ but i misread it as:
‘cloned adult clowns seem healthy’
are there really any cloned adult clowns?
what a terrifying thought.
in fact, can you imagine anything more terrifying than a zombie clown?
someone should make an ‘attack of the killer zombie clowns’ movie.
just imagine if the zombies in ‘dawn of the dead’ had been clowns.
i would never have been able to sit through the whole movie. seeing clowns eating people would give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
i’m doing the trademarked simpsons shudder right now.
like when bart and lisa are offered ‘soy milk, clamato, and mr. pibb’ at patti and selmas.
personally i like soy milk, but we’ve been down that road pretty recently.
and personally i’ve never understood the ‘clamato’ & ‘beefamato’ brand of meat flavoured drinks. i imagine that even the most nihilistic carnivore would be disgusted by a clam or beef flavoured tomato drink.
-moby