flying from toronto to nyc.
canada is such a nice place. i really do wish that the northern blue states could be annexed by canada and thus create ‘the united states of canada.’
as i said to some of the journalists in toronto, we would gladly give up our guns in order to forge a more perfect union with our northern neighbors(soon, hopefully, to become countrymen).
i mean seriously, can’t we just let the red states go off on their own to do whatever it is they want to do, while those of us in the blue states pledge our new allegiance to the u.s of c?
we’ll even learn ‘o canada’.
we could salvage the nhl and rename it the chl.
and the red states would be happier without us. sure they might have to tighten their belts and learn to live without the hundreds of billions of dollars in tax money that flows from the blue states to the red states(just think, canada, annex the blue states and you could get all of those hundreds of billions of dollars for yourself…and broadway…and hollywood…and some nice beaches).
it is ironic that the red states talk about family values and morality but that massachusets has the lowest abortion rates and lowest divorce rates in the country, while the deep south has the highest rates of divorce and abortion…
yup, the red states really are bastions of moral virtue, huh.
canada is a great place. the people are nice. please, canada, can’t you come and save us from ourselves?
we’ll leave our guns at the door and return like the proverbial prodigal sons that we are.
moby

and canada!
excuse me, i left canada off of my list of sane places.
it was an oversight.
there are lots of sane places in the world, and canada is, of course, one of them.
hi canada, sorry for the unintentional slight.
moby