good morning.
well, it’s morning here.
4 a.m. driving from oslo to copenhagen. on bumpy roads.
so it’s a good thing that i’m typing, for if i were writing by hand this would be illegible. when i toured in the dark ages before happy little laptops i used to send post-cards that were often barely legible because they had been written in tourbuses on bumpy roads.
computer keyboards don’t care about bumpy roads.legibility isn’t compromised by bumpy roads. i’ve now used ‘bumpy roads’ more time in one email than has ever been used in an email in the entire history of emails.
yes, i do deserve some sort of prize for this.
no, i do not. i’m being facetious. about the prize. not about the number of times that ‘bumpy roads’ has appeared in this email.
i’ll stop now.
bumpy roads.
in other scintillating tour-related-news, we’ve started an on tour book-club.
we have a little box and when someone finishes a book they put the book into the little box and when someone wants a new book they look into the little box and find a book to read.
it’s very punk rock.
ozzy osbourne used to snort ants.
led zeppelin had sex with hookers on private planes.
and i start an on-tour book club.
because one can only snort so many ants and have so much sex before one starts to long for the comfort and companionship of a good book.
and remember, eating ants isn’t vegan. snorting them, though, is perfectly ok. cos they don’t die. they just start little ant colonies in your brainand sinuses.
i’m working on a few right now.
happy little ants, scurrying around in my sinuses.it only gets nasty when the ant colonies meet up and battle each other. that kind of thing will give you a really nasty headache, what with theirwarring and their carrying on and whatnot.
did you ever see the movie ‘them’?
i know i’ve mentioned it before. the best movie about giant ants ever made. well, in my opinion. not that there’s a lot of competition, really. in fact, cinematically speaking, giant ants have been sorely underrepresented in cinema, cinematically speaking that is. and when was the last time that a giant ant won any sort of award?
the academy needs to rectify this injustice, pronto.
i wonder if giant ants ever snort people.
-moby