boy, i should go to sleep. it’s 8a.m, which is late (early) even for me.
normally i go to sleep as the sun is coming up, but it seems like today i’ll be tucking myself into bed in the full, broad light of day. i should go to sleep. and i should watch the simpsons more.
i just realized that in the last year i’ve seen the simpsons twice. and that’s sad. they bring me great joy, and i miss them. my little yellow family. why don’t they have the simpsons on at 6 in the morning for infants and insomniacs?
why don’t i just call up fox and pretend i’m a big-shot and demand that they send me every single simpsons episode ever made? and maybe some of the ‘family guy’, too. and ‘cops’. and all of those great shows with home video footage of trains hitting gasoline tankers (petrol lorries). etc.
i should go to sleep. or maybe i’ll just stay up. although lots of people throughout history have done sleep deprivation experiments, and the results are usually kind of predictable. hallucinations, exhaustion, sleep.
why not just skip the hallucinations and exhaustion and go to bed now?
ok, maybe i will.
goodnight,
moby