so, in the interest of actually being awake during the day i set my alarm for 2pm today.
and i’m awake!
and exhausted!
how do you people do it? i must admit that it’s nice to see the mid-afternoon sunlight for a change, but oh, the weariness…maybe what i need is a nice, long nap…daylight is kind of pretty, isn’t it.
wouldn’t it be nice to have an aesthetic alarm clock? an alarm clock with visual sensors that wakes you up when there’s something particularly nice to look at.
say, for example, the sunlight on my walls looks particularly nice at 3pm, so then my alarm clock would sense this and give me a gentle prod so that i can wake up and look at the pretty sunlight and then i could go back to sleep.
they can put a human on the moon but they can’t invent an aesthetic alarm clock?
what’s wrong with this world, i ask you…
other inventions that should be invented:
money that speaks to you (‘are you sure you need two bottles of bud light?’)
mechanical insoles for shoes that massage your feet.
new prosthetic sex organs.
cloud cities.
giant crustaceans that could be used as 2nd homes.
ok, it’s 4pm, and you know what that means..time to do the laundry.
as i said earlier, this rockstar life is a non-stop whirlwind of ex-cite-ment.
-moby