another list:

1-today i played ‘walk on the wild side’ with lou reed. for the second time in my life.
i’m an incredibly lucky musician and/or person. thanks, lou.

2-david paterson is now the governor of new york. good for him. when asked
if he’d ever had sex with a prostitute he answered: ‘only lobbyists’. i think new york
might finally have a great governor. thanks eliot spitzer for enabling new york
to have it’s first african-american governor.

3-tonight i dj’ed in between mgmt(who were great)and justice(who were great)and tommy
sunshine(who was great). i invited everyone on stage and played ‘paradise city’ and the plug
got pulled and it was flawless chaos. thanks, plug puller and everyone who danced on stage.
and chaos, on vacation from greece.

4-not to schill for sxsw, but sxsw is a remarkable music festival/conference/conclave/cabal.
it’s warm. there are 18,000,000 venues. everythings within walking distance. the hotels
and venues are on top of each other. there are 2,000 bands. and everyone starts drinking at noon. thanks austin.

5-also, austin has the most flawless vegetarian texmex food on the planet. again, thanks austin.

6-over the last few weeks i’ve found hillary’s campaign to be increasingly distasteful and obama’s
campaign to be steady and dignified. hillary is behind in delegates and popular votes and number
of states won. she’s run a slip-shod campaign. maybe it’s time for her to throw in the towel
and support obama? i think that would be good. so, thanks in advance for conceding, hillary.

7-friday is our end of week vice crazy disco party in austin. with junkie xl and tommie sunshine
and lots of great dj’s. i, too, will be dj’ing(representing the non-great dj demographic). come down
and drink and dance and be dumb with us. so, here’s me being a populist: thanks to you for coming
out friday night in austin and drinking and dancing and being really dumb with us.

ok, goodnight.
moby

a-so you’re out with some friends and you have a glass of wine at dinner and then all of a sudden it’s 4 a.m and you’re at max fish. how does this happen?

b-today it’s january 6th in new york city(and most of the rest of the world, i assume). it’s also SEVENTY DEGREES OUTSIDE. that’s like 280 degrees celsius, or something, i think. 70 degrees in january? island nations being submerged in rising seas? giant manhattan-sized ice-bergs breaking off and melting? and people still wonder whether global warming is real? oi vey.

c-today i’m going to ye olde dvd shoppe and buying all of the family guy dvd’s and the father ted dvd’s. ‘what’s father ted?’ i hear you ask? ‘the 3rd best thing ever on television, ever.’ would be my response.

d-this list might be short, as i’m running out of things to write about.

e-did i mention that it’s 70 degrees in the out of doors here in nyc on january 6th? oh, i guess i did. just fyi: it’s 70 degrees here in manhattan and it’s january 6th.

f-i like the fact that the days of nu-metal/rape-rock seem to have passed and been replaced by interesting things like panic at the disco. if i had 15 year old kids i’d much rather they listen to panic at the disco than puddle of mudd. again, just fyi.

g-why do those excellent ‘airborne’ tablets have artificial flavoring? it makes me love them less.

h-i really am running out of things to write about. list ending soon.

i-if you’d been at max fish until 4 a.m you’d be smart and probably be asleep right now. in fact, i think i’ll go back to sleep. thank you for your good advice.

j-that’s all. have a nice day and enjoy the broken weather.

-moby