aye, yay, yay.
no, that’s not right. it’s supposed to be phonetic.
i’ll try again, phonetically.
i, yai, yai.
but that looks wrong.
do you know what i’m saying? that expression of mild dismay?
aye, yai, yai
?
cos it is so unbelievably hot (yet again) here on the molten island of manhattan.
went to see a movie tonight with damian and kelly (after going to vegetarian paradise, and yes, i’m provincial and a creature of habit)
and as we exited the movie theater i felt as if i’d walked into someone’s house where the heat had been left on.
it’s not supposed to be 90 degrees at 10:30 at night, is it?
fookin’ hot.
and my confession is that, of course, i love this insane and choking heat.
don’t hate me for loving the heat. thank you.
and as we were walking eastwards we passed a police van that said:
‘mounted unit’
and i, with my mind in the gutter, didn’t think of policemen on horses.
and on the back it said ‘caution horses’.
whenever i see a sign that says ‘caution horses’ i always envision some really sagacious horses quietly giving out advice and warning….
‘oh, i wouldn’t sell that stock, sir, as the company is still quite sound’
‘don’t you think you should think twice before sleeping with your co-worker, ma’am?’
kind of like an equine dear abby.
how many animal adjectives can you think of? here goes (my list will be pretty limited):
porcine
equine
leonine
avian (does that count?)
lupine
feline
canine
ursine
piscine
crustacean (noun and adjective? no?)
urine (ok, i’ll stop, i’m being stupid now.)
i should get some sleep so that i’ll be moderately well rested for philly tomorrow.
philly/camden. it always seems strange to play in philadelphia but to actually be in new jersey. but then again our nyc shows are in new jersey and long island and our boston show is in montana.
such is the way of the amphitheater.
see you soon.
moby
