a-unrelentingly cold in nyc. and parts of new york state have received over 7 feet of snow this winter. one of those towns is ‘mexico, ny’. ironic. sort of. kind of like ‘paris, texas’ being a republican stronghold.
b-my friend stacey’s fashion show(she owns a clothing company called alice&olivia)was tonight.
the highlights were: the clothes. her pregnant sister walking in the show. and stacey and i coming out at the end as andy&edie(yes, i wore a white wig).
c-most of the models in the show were 11 feet tall and looked to be about 12 years old. have models always been so young? and so skinny? it’s a weird phenomenon.
d-but stacey’s show was great. she started her clothing company 5 years ago because her friends wanted her to make pants for them(stacey was designing web-sites at the time).
now alice&olivia is a huge success. hooray for stacey. she deserves it. she works harder (and better)than any person i’ve ever known.
e-did i mention that the models were 14 feet tall, 6 years old, and weighed somewhere between 20 and 25 pounds? it’s true.
f-congressional democrats were questioning paul bremer(the republican who oversaw the re-construction of iraq…good job, paul)a few days ago. when asked where NINE BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH had gone, paul bremer said, simply, ‘i don’t know’.
NINE BILLION DOLLARS? IN CASH? that’s almost 400 TONS OF CASH. another republican congressman tried to make the case that NINE BILLION DOLLARS isn’t a lot of money to lose.
oi vey, what the hell is wrong with these people? they’ve lost billions and billions of dollars
of our money. yes, our money. they take it from us. they print it up into friendly little pieces of currency. they send it to iraq(400 tons of it). and then the republicans in charge lose it. or sit idly by while it’s stolen by terrorists. good times in iraq. maybe we should ask for it back?
g-ok, truth be told the models were actually 35 feet tall, 2 months old, and utterly devoid of mass. really.
it’s true.
h-nothing like a list for some good old fashioned non-sequiturs.
i-i guess that’s all for now.
j-have a nice weekend.
-moby