ah boy, at first i thought the ‘george bush is stalking me’ stuff was a joke.
good natured.
hahaha.
but now i’m going to finland and it turns out that george bush (senior, mind you, i guess that jr. couldn’t get away to do his own stalking so he’s sending his daddy) is going to be in finland while i’m in finland.
i have another theory…maybe a-la ‘fight club’ i’m actually george w. bush. maybe he’s my tyler durden.
so when i say that george w. bush and i have been in the same places (japan, california twice, texas, georgia, d.c, new york, france, uk, italy,etc) at the same time, maybe it’s just me.
am i george w. bush?
that would certainly make things a lot simpler…
‘sign the kyoto accords!’
‘ban special interest lobbying groups!’
‘solar panels on every roof!’
‘action against iraq only with the consensus of the security panel and the un!’
‘force the israeli’s and the palestinians to come to an agreement!’
‘no more federal subsidies for animal products!’
‘no more federal subsidies for oil!’
‘no more federal subsidies for coal!’
‘protect old-growth forests from logging!’
‘make new york city it’s own country!’
and so on. yes, if it turns out that i actually happen to be george w. bush, well, you’ll see quite a lot of changes around here.
so am i george w. bush?
is that why laura bush gives me those dirty looks when she storms out in the morning?
now i understand.-moby