paleontologists in utah have discovered the remains of a 7 foot tall orniraptor(i think)that resembled a turkey.
oh, it was a meat eater.
imagine, a 7 foot tall carnivorous turkey.
the wallace and gromit people should make their next
movie about a bunch of carnivorous turkeys that go around disemboweling people at thanksgiving.
kind of like ‘texas chainsaw massacre’, but with big carnivorous turkeys.
speaking of meat, why do people think that eating a cow
is somehow bad-ass and tough?
have these people ever encountered a real cow?
i like cows a lot, but i would never describe them as bad-ass or tough.
3 things that define machismo in our culture: driving fast cars, watching sports, eating steak.
aka: putting your feet on pedals, using a remote control, and eating a docile vegetarian animal.
i might respect meat eaters a bit more if they ate carnivorous animals that they had killed with their bare hands.
go kill a timber wolf with your bare hands and eat it raw. then you might earn some macho points and get your picture in bizarre magazine.
but eating a gentle little cow that someone else killed for you is about as macho as reading us weekly while getting a pedicure.
-moby
