ok, assuming that everyone gets some sort of tax-refund as a result of george w’s flawed economic plan (i have nothing against lower taxes and tax refunds, i just think that the economic basis for his plan is flawed. and it is geared towards benefitting the wealthy. but i digress…).
so, assuming that people get a tax-refund, what to do with the money?
my suggestions:
1-give it to the democratic politician(s) of your choice.
2-give it to the environmental organizations of your choice.
3-buy 300 baskets of cherry tomatoes and eat them all.
4-send it to the software companies that you’ve pirated software from….(we’re all guilty of this, even me, to my shame…)
5-put a down payment on some property out west where you will eventually start a cult or militia.
6-buy matching track suits for the members of your cult.
7-fulfill homers dream and stage a re-enactment of the civil war featuring polobus monkeys.
8-get a tetanus shot.
9-get pedicures for all of your friends.
10-give it to a reputable animal shelter.
11-invest in pumpkin futures (halloween’s just around the corner)
12-stock up on canned food.
13-glue 300 $1 bills onto your body and walk through a park and let people take the money until you’re naked.
14-pay me to write more interesting updates.
-moby
