Journal / Funny

i don’t know who wrote this, but it’s funny:

they keep talking about drafting a constitution for iraq. why don’t we just give them ours? it was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.”

Journal / Funny?

ok, i know that ‘chat’ if french for cat. in writing that ‘chat’ is french for female grapefruit i was trying to be funny. you know, as in ‘lapin’ is french for toilet seat, etc. perhaps my new-england wit isn’t as witty as i assume it to be.

i only know a few french words, so i try to use them as often as possible.
je voudrais une pamplemousse.
ou et l’cabinet?
ici c’est la chat.
j’aime la france.
ou est la fromage du soja?
je suis une idiot.

my spanish is much better, as i actually studied it in school. french i just picked up from hanging out in dirty french bus stations.
si, puedo hablar un poquito en espanol por que mi tio es de argentina, tambien.
y a mi me gusto hablar espanol, especialmente cuando estoy bebiendo.

so, regarding music and the making thereof…..i’ve got my pro-tools rig up and running and i’m obsessively writing stuff for the next album.

one of the nice things about having a home studio is that i can make lots and lots of terrible songs and no one apart from me ever has to listen to them. see, it’s not that i’m such a good musician, i’m just good at figuring out which songs are terrible and should never leave my studio. well, some people might disagree with that last sentence. some people might think that all of my songs are terrible and should never have left my house. i hope they’re wrong.

ok, back to work. i love to work.