Journal Archive - May, 2008


have you been following the rachel ray/dunkin donuts/michelle malkin/paisley scarf scandal?

have you been following the rachel ray/dunkin donuts/michelle malkin/paisley scarf scandal?
it's american media/culture at it's absolute finest.
here's the story:
rachel ray shot a commercial for dunkin donuts.
in this commercial rachel ray wore a black and white scarf that had some little decorative paisley's on it.
michelle malkin(who apparently loves america so much that she hates everything)took offense at this
ad because she thought the scarf looked 'terrorist'.
dunkin donuts pulled the ad, so as to not offend michelle malkin and her legions of utterly insane right wing
nutjobs who are so bored that they spend their days hating scarves.

i wonder what the founding fathers would've thought? if they'd known that at some point insane michelle
malkin would question someone's patriotism based on their scarf choices would they have included 'freedom
of apparel' in the bill of rights?
the right wing in america(terrorist scarves, dinosaurs pulling plows for early humans, etc)would be really, really
entertaining if they didn't actually have some power.
do you think crazy right wingers ever wake up and realize that they're insane?
like 'what the hell was i thinking? dinosaurs pulling plows? throwing away embryo's rather than using
them for stem-cell research? terrorist scarves?'
and that's who john mccain needs to win in november.
i don't envy him.
i look forward to a debate wherein john mccain is asked:
'senator mccain, do you believe that dinosaurs and humans ever co-existed, and if so, do you believe
that the dinosaurs and humans were friends?'
i'm including a picture from a creationist web-site showing the peaceful co-existence of dinosaurs
and humans.

you'll notice the cave-lady is offering the dinosaur a snack.
i'm also including known terrorist rachel ray and her terrorist
scarf.

see, nothing says 'terrorist' like a perky lady standing in front of some cherry trees holding an iced coffee.
maybe they shot this in north korea???
i mean, the scarf might be unattractive, but one can only hope that the republican
right have better things to do with their time than wage campaigns against perky ladies
selling coffee while wearing ugly scarves.
maybe they thought, 'ok, the economy is in the toilet, the war in iraq is a disaster, gas prices
are at $4 a gallon, what should we do?? oh, how about we focus on a nice lady in an ugly
scarf? maybe that'll distract people from a failed war and $4 a gallon gas?'
-moby

yes, in answer to your questions...

yes, in answer to your questions, the lip-synced vocals in the 'i love to move in here' video are, in fact, being
provided by the lovely lady bunny(star of stage and screen).
the other cameos apart from caz and bunny are too numerous to mention(and probably wouldn't
have much relevance for you if you hadn't lived in nyc for way too long, as i have).
the venue is the slipper room, which has for years been one of my favorite places
in nyc.
and the star of the video is a levitating space-alien octopus puppet who, as is clear in the video, snuck into
the club because he likes disco(his nickname was 'little buddy', not to be confused with 'little idiot', which
is my nickname as i'm small and not very bright).
it was a particularly enjoyable video for me to be involved in because i didn't actually do anything.
the next video will be 'ooh yeah', and it will be the creation of a lucky contest winner.
aforementioned 'lucky contest winner' could be you, lucky contestant(soon to be winner).
$10,000 if your video gets picked. and tens of millions of people will see your video.
again, here's the url:

http://www.mobygratis.com/competition.html

good luck.
moby

p.s-and, not surprisingly, i have no idea when the 'i love to move in here' single is actually going to be released.
but it has about a million really amazing remixes(again, i say this with confidence because i didn't do any of
the remixes...).

here's the brand new 'i love to move in here' video.

not sure if you've seen it yet, but here's the brand new 'i love to move in here' video.
-moby



I Love To Move In Here from moby on Vimeo.

a while ago i asked the question: 'would you like to be a vampire?'

a while ago i asked the question: 'would you like to be a vampire?'
it was a quasi-rhetorical question, in that i assumed that everyone would answer 'yes, i'd like to be a vampire.'
so maybe i was projecting, because i would happily answer yes.
or, rather, 'yes'.
the trade-off?
giving up daytime for immortality?
daytime when people do jobs that they hate and eat quick and perfunctory lunches at au bon pain while
distracting themselves with gossip about brad and angelina adopting african babies and posing for red carpet papparazzi?
or, as a nice alternative, nighttime when everything is better?
when brad and angelina and madonna are finally fucking asleep with their arbitrarily adopted children and everyone
else can actually enjoy themselves and forget about selling their souls to whatever god-destroying
company they toil for day in and day out?
i was surprised that, roughly, 97% of the people who responded to:
'would you rather be a human or a vampire?'
chose 'human' over 'vampire'.
i mean, the tyranny of daytime and the indignities of growing old over the fantasic-ness of being a vampire
and never growing old and only living at night?
i dunno, call me crazy, but vampire-ness seems pretty fantastic compared to lunch at chipotle and fm morning madness
with scared fat guys pontificating on the radio about current events and celebrity despair.
daytime sucks and blows.
daytime is when people do things that are obligatory and perfunctory.
if you say 'oh, but daytime is when the sun shines on the earth and we do yoga and touch our
spiritual centers' i might beg to disagree.
or agree, cos, yes, the sun shines and people do yoga.
but there's no mystery.
i want to open a club called '9', that's always open til 9 a.m.
my hope is that vampires might somehow adopt this club and maybe, in a fit of vampire
altruism, turn me into a vampire.
might sound dumb to you, but, eh, a boy can dream.
ok, good night.
see, no one even says 'good day' anymore.
why?
cos daytime is terrible. categorically.
yes, i'm indulging in hyperbole.
but night-time is categorically better.
just ask the vampires.
moby

over the last few weeks a few people have not-so-subtly called for the assasination of barack obama.

over the last few weeks a few people have not-so-subtly called for the assasination of barack obama.
mike huckabee, hillary clinton, and fox news.
here's the fox news clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjYpkvcmog0&feature=related

where's the outrage?
barack obama is a senator, and will most likely be the democratic nominee for president.
and people(and elected officials) are joking about having him shot?
it's disgusting, truly disgusting.
this woman on fox should be fired immediately.
she openly called for barack obama to be shot.
i'm sometimes stunned at the latent(and not so latent)racism that still pervades our society.
i support barack obama because he's principled and dignified and would make a great president.
his race is just a background fact, just as mine is and yours is. i'm not a white musician, i'm a musician
and i happen to be white.
i don't see barack obama as a black politician, i see him as a smart and principled man who will
be a great president.
i don't know why there isn't more outrage at the fact that national figures are alluding to barack obama being
assasinated.
it's horrifying.
moby

just got home from detroit.

just got home from detroit.
demf was really great(well, it still is great, as it runs until monday), and even though demf ended
at midnight we managed to stay out until, oh, late. or early, depending upon how you look at it.
oh, i'm not sure if i drew your attention to this:

http://www.mobygratis.com/competition.html

it's a competition to make the music video for 'ooh yeah'.
the details are at that url, but the basics are that if you make a video for 'ooh yeah' and you win
you get $10,000 and the video will be used as the official video for the song.
i'm pretty sure you can download the edited version of the song at that url, as well.
i hope you win,
moby

just arrived in detroit and it's fancy new airport.

just arrived in detroit and it's fancy new airport.
i never know where the possessive 's' should go in 'it's'.
it's?
its'?
its?
ok, minus the 'its', detroit has a fancy new airport.
not as impressive as the joe louis fist statue. but a nice new airport nonetheless.
and i was mistaken, i'm dj'ing saturday night at demf.
for some reason i thought i was dj'ing tonight(friday).
nope. i was wrong. saturday night.
on the vitamin water stage in hart plaza at 10pm.
now it's 4 a.m and i should go to sleep.
see you saturday.
moby

this is the transcript of the speech barack obama gave in iowa last night.

this is the transcript of the speech barack obama gave in iowa last night.
i hope you get the chance to read it.
and hopefully he'll be our next president.
thanks,
moby

now, there is a spirit that brought us here tonight - a spirit of change, and hope, and possibility. And there are few people in this country who embody that spirit more than our friend and our champion, Senator Edward Kennedy. He has spent his life in service to this country not for the sake of glory or recognition, but because he cares - deeply, in his gut - about the causes of justice, and equality, and opportunity. So many of us here have benefited in some way or another because of the battles he's waged, and some of us are here because of them.

We know he is not well right now, but we also know that he's a fighter. And as he takes on this fight, let us lift his spirits tonight by letting Ted Kennedy know that we are thinking of him, that we are praying for him, that we are standing with him, and that we will be fighting with him every step of the way.

Fifteen months ago, in the depths of winter, it was in this great state where we took the first steps of an unlikely journey to change America.

The skeptics predicted we wouldn't get very far. The cynics dismissed us as a lot of hype and a little too much hope. And by the fall, the pundits in Washington had all but counted us out.

But the people of Iowa had a different idea.

From the very beginning, you knew that this journey wasn't about me or any of the other candidates in this race. It's about whether this country - at this defining moment - will continue down the same road that has failed us for so long, or whether we will seize this opportunity to take a different path - to forge a different future for the country we love.

That is the question that sent thousands upon thousands of you to high school gyms and VFW halls; to backyards and front porches; to steak fries and JJ dinners, where you spoke about what that future would look like.

You spoke of an America where working families don't have to file for bankruptcy just because a child gets sick; where they don't lose their home because some predatory lender tricks them out of it; where they don't have to sit on the sidelines of the global economy because they couldn't afford the cost of a college education. You spoke of an America where our parents and grandparents don't spend their retirement in poverty because some CEO dumped their pension - an America where we don't just value wealth, but the work and the workers who create it.

You spoke of an America where we don't send our sons and daughters on tour after tour of duty to a war that has cost us thousands of lives and billions of dollars but has not made us safer. You spoke of an America where we match the might of our military with the strength of our diplomacy and the power of our ideals - a nation that is still the beacon of all that is good and all that is possible for humankind.

You spoke of a future where the politics we have in Washington finally reflect the values we hold as Americans - the values you live by here in Iowa: common sense and honesty; generosity and compassion; decency and responsibility. These values don't belong to one class or one region or even one party - they are the values that bind us together as one country.

That is the country I saw in the faces of crowds that would stretch far into the horizon of our heartland - faces of every color, of every age - faces I see here tonight. You are Democrats who are tired of being divided; Republicans who no longer recognize the party that runs Washington; Independents who are hungry for change. You are the young people who've been inspired for the very first time and those not-so-young folks who've been inspired for the first time in a long time. You are veterans and church-goers; sportsmen and students; farmers and factory workers; teachers and business owners who have varied backgrounds and different traditions, but the same simple dreams for your children's future.

Many of you have been disappointed by politics and politicians more times than you can count. You've seen promises broken and good ideas drown in the sea of influence, and point-scoring, and petty bickering that has consumed Washington. And you've been told over and over and over again to be cynical, and doubtful, and even fearful about the possibility that things can ever be different.

And yet, in spite of all the doubt and disappointment - or perhaps because of it - you came out on a cold winter's night in numbers that this country has never seen, and you stood for change. And because you did, a few more stood up. And then a few thousand stood up. And then a few million stood up. And tonight, in the fullness of spring, with the help of those who stood up from Portland to Louisville, we have returned to Iowa with a majority of delegates elected by the American people, and you have put us within reach of the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.

The road here has been long, and that is partly because we've traveled it with one of the most formidable candidates to ever run for this office. In her thirty-five years of public service, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has never given up on her fight for the American people, and tonight I congratulate her on her victory in Kentucky. We have had our disagreements during this campaign, but we all admire her courage, her commitment and her perseverance. No matter how this primary ends, Senator Clinton has shattered myths and broken barriers and changed the America in which my daughters and yours will come of age.

Some may see the millions upon millions of votes cast for each of us as evidence that our party is divided, but I see it as proof that we have never been more energized and united in our desire to take this country in a new direction. More than anything, we need this unity and this energy in the months to come, because while our primary has been long and hard-fought, the hardest and most important part of our journey still lies ahead.

We face an opponent, John McCain, who arrived in Washington nearly three decades ago as a Vietnam War hero, and earned an admirable reputation for straight talk and occasional independence from his party.

But this year's Republican primary was a contest to see which candidate could out-Bush the other, and that is the contest John McCain won. The Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% of Americans that once bothered Senator McCain's conscience are now his only economic policy. The Bush health care plan that only helps those who are already healthy and wealthy is now John McCain's answer to the 47 million Americans without insurance and the millions more who can't pay their medical bills. The Bush Iraq policy that asks everything of our troops and nothing of Iraqi politicians is John McCain's policy too, and so is the fear of tough and aggressive diplomacy that has left this country more isolated and less secure than at any time in recent history. The lobbyists who ruled George Bush's Washington are now running John McCain's campaign, and they actually had the nerve to say that the American people won't care about this. Talk about out of touch!

I will leave it up to Senator McCain to explain to the American people whether his policies and positions represent long-held convictions or Washington calculations, but the one thing they don't represent is change.

Change is a tax code that rewards work instead of wealth by cutting taxes for middle-class families, and senior citizens, and struggling homeowners; a tax code that rewards businesses that create good jobs here in America instead of the corporations that ship them overseas. That's what change is.

Change is a health care plan that guarantees insurance to every American who wants; that brings down premiums for every family who needs it; that stops insurance companies from discriminating and denying coverage to those who need it most.

Change is an energy policy that doesn't rely on buddying up to the Saudi Royal Family and then begging them for oil - an energy policy that puts a price on pollution and makes the oil companies invest their record profits in clean, renewable sources of energy that will create five million new jobs and leave our children a safer planet. That's what change is.

Change is giving every child a world-class education by recruiting an army of new teachers with better pay and more support; by promising four years of tuition to any American willing to serve their community and their country; by realizing that the best education starts with parents who turn off the TV, and take away the video games, and read to our children once in awhile.

Change is ending a war that we never should've started and finishing a war against Al Qaeda in Afghanistan that we never should've ignored. Change is facing the threats of the twenty-first century not with bluster, or fear-mongering, or tough talk, but with tough diplomacy, and strong alliances, and confidence in the ideals that have made this nation the last, best hope of Earth. That is the legacy of Roosevelt, and Truman, and Kennedy.

That is what change is.

That is the choice in this election.

The same question that first led us to Iowa fifteen months ago is the one that has brought us back here tonight; it is the one we will debate from Washington to Florida, from New Hampshire to New Mexico - the question of whether this country, at this moment, will keep doing what we've been doing for four more years, or whether we will take that different path. It is more of the same versus change. It is the past versus the future. It has been asked and answered by generations before us, and now it is our turn to choose.

We will face our share of difficult and uncertain days in the journey ahead. The other side knows they have embraced yesterday's policies and so they will also embrace yesterday's tactics to try and change the subject. They will play on our fears and our doubts and our divisions to distract us from what matters to you and your future.

Well they can take the low road if they want, but it will not lead this country to a better place. And it will not work in this election. It won't work because you won't let it. Not this time. Not this year.

My faith in the decency, and honesty, and generosity of the American people is not based on false hope or blind optimism, but on what I have lived and what I have seen in this very state.

For in the darkest days of this campaign, when we were dismissed by all the polls and all the pundits, I would come to Iowa and see that there was something happening here that the world did not yet understand.

It's what led high school and college students to give up their vacations to stuff envelopes and knock on doors, and why grandparents have spent all their afternoons making phone calls to perfect strangers. It's what led men and women who can barely pay the bills to dig into their savings and write five dollar checks and ten dollar checks, and why young people from all over this country have left their friends and their families for a job that offers little pay and less sleep.

Change is coming to America.

It's the spirit that sent the first patriots to Lexington and Concord and led the defenders of freedom to light the way north on an Underground Railroad. It's what sent my grandfather's generation to beachheads in Normandy, and women to Seneca Falls, and workers to picket lines and factory fences. It's what led all those young men and women who saw beatings and billy clubs on their television screens to leave their homes, and get on buses, and march through the streets of Selma and Montgomery - black and white, rich and poor.

Change is coming to America.

It's what I saw all those years ago on the streets of Chicago when I worked as an organizer - that in the face of joblessness, and hopelessness, and despair, a better day is still possible if there are people willing to work for it, and fight for it, and believe in it. That's what I've seen here in Iowa. That's what is happening in America - our journey may be long, our work will be great, but we know in our hearts we are ready for change, we are ready to come together, and in this election, we are ready to believe again. Thank you Iowa, and may God Bless America.

random stuff:

random stuff:

today, tuesday, i'm playing 6 songs on kcrw. at...11 a.m? west coast time? hopefully
the performance will be ok, as it's live and we can't really re-do it(without buildilng/buying a time
machine of some sort).

and on may 21st i'm playing a small and private show here in l.a for 200 people. you can get free ticketes at nissanlivesets.com/pickme
i don't know what it has to do with nissan, probably nothing, maybe they just own the stage?
or they sponsor it?
i have no idea. but it's a small fun free show.

and friday i'm dj'ing at demf. detroit electronic music festival. i'm excited. returning
to the birthplace of techno.

and more dj stuff coming up in san francisco and seattle and then live festivals in europe
and some more dj events and i know i'm being incredibly helpful by not including
dates or locations but we established a long while ago that i know NOTHING and there's
the fun little death show on june 25th yes.

maybe all upcoming dates are posted somewhere?
i'm sure they're posted somewhere.
perhaps i'm too optimistic.
ok, goodnight.
moby

just getting ready to leave guadalajara for mexico city.

hi.
just getting ready to leave guadalajara for mexico city.
last night in guadalajara was really fun.
i'd forgotten just how much i've missed playing live and running around on stage
and beating the shit out of drums and percussion and yelling at the top of my lungs in front of 20,000 people.
playing live is kind of like being a 3 year old and having a temper-tantrum, except that people occasionally enjoy it and it pays ok.
doing this live:remixed set is really fun(i've used 'really fun' twice in this b-l-o-g, my language skills are lacking).
the show is a 100 or 110 minute set of my songs remixed without breaks, for the most part.
oh, a random aside, i had a really bad sinus infection yesterday and the doctor gave me a bunch of medicine. one of the things he gave me was an anti-inflammatory called 'mobicox'.
ahem.
time to go to mexico city, which should be nice(see, 'nice'? 'really fun'? uncle herman would be ashamed...).
if you've never been, mexico city is huge, and apparently it used to be a big volcanic lake.
ok, bye.
moby

a letter from laura, regarding the little death:

a letter from laura, regarding the little death:

Friends, loved one, enemies, woe-sharers and fellow lovers of the liquor,

The Little Death wanna get back to where they(aka: we) belong. Somewhere dark, dank, with the smell of cheap beer--somewhere with no table reservations and no velvet rope, where we can play a full set and be our own barely functional selves.

So we're going to play The Mercury Lounge, and tickets are $10.

So part2: The Little Death (featuring Moby, Laura Dawn, Daron Murphy, & Aaron Brooks, plus the lovely Deaththreats Luci Butler & Cheri Martorana)

w/ special guests

Where: The Mercury Lounge, 217 E. Houston Street between Ludlow and Essex (Ave. A)

When: 10pm, Wednesday, June 25th

Advance tickets can be purchased here:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0000409DE7A4881A?artistid=1219388&majo...

We hope to share the night with you.

til then,

Laura Dawn, The Little Death

p.s-on the website it says we're going on at 7:30. that is wrong.

we'll go on around 10 pm or so.

so i'm here in monterrey and it's hot.

so i'm here in monterrey and it's hot.
hace mucho calor.
caliente.
hot.
have you seen the isabella rossellini green porno on sundance channel?
it's, uh, interesting.
here's the link:

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/

i recommend the snail and the fly.
it's not every former model a-list actress who will dress up like a snail
and have fake poo fall on her face.
mo

i'm in the mexicana lounge at los angeles airport

i'm in the mexicana lounge at los angeles airport, and i feel like i'm in
an odd time and geography warp.
the lounge is filled with chinese businessmen eating noodles out of styrofoam
bowls and sade(shar-day, remember her?)is playing on the lounge stereo.
we're en route to monterey, mexico, where we're playing a show on wednesday.
and, again, 'we' isn't the royal 'we', it's me and the people with whom i travel.
oops, flight is boarding.
see you in mexico.
moby

ok, so now that obama is the nominee(i mean, come on, he is...)

ok, so now that obama is the nominee(i mean, come on, he is...)we can
turn our speculation to his vp choice.
i'm including the huffington post list of contenders.
personally i think jim webb is an amazing choice.
jim webb has tons of experience, and, most importantly, he's a fucking badass.
yes, there are few people on the planet who i would refer to as a 'fucking badass', but jim
webb is one of them.
i also think that wes clark would be a great vp.
but here's the list, start speculating.
moby

THE TOP TIER

Jim Webb
Webb is the closest thing to a frontrunner for Obama's VP these days. A former Republican, he served as Secretary of the Navy for Ronald Regan. Webb defeated George "Macaca" Allen to become a junior senator in Virginia.

Pros: Webb is a good foil for Obama's post-partisan message, and he's the military credentials to go match up with John McCain. He's good at playing the attack dog, which will let Obama keep the high road. And he's from trending-blue Virginia, which would be a great pickup in November for Democrats. He's also pro-guns.

Cons: Webb can be a little out-of-control as attack dogs go.

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Hillary Clinton
This ticket is either a dream or a nightmare. Some see it as the only way to reunite the Democrats in time for November. Other see it as the fastest way to destroy the Obama brand.

Pro: Strong appeal with working class voters and women.

Con: See Iraq War vote, 3AM phone call, Bill Clinton in South Carolina, and the month of March.

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Bill Richardson
You know him, you love him, he's the New Mexico governor with a heart of gold, a kickin' mustache, and -- thanks to James Carville -- a new nickname.

Pros: You've heard them all before. A foreign policy resume a mile long, executive experience, and a lock with Hispanic voters. And he picked Obama, despite his Clinton ties.

Cons: Did you watch any of the debates?

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Joe Biden
He is Mr. Foreign Policy. He also claims the best line of the primary season thus far. Too bad no one told Iowans he was running for President.

Pro: He trumps any foreign policy claims that McCain brings to the table. He can hit McCain hard.

Con: He tends to hit everyone hard. And he's a Washington figure, which could hurt a campaign running against Washington.

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Brian Schwietzer
Never heard of him? You should. Schweitzer has been Montana's governor since 2005, and is currently on of the most popular governors in the country.

Pros: In addition to his executive experience, Schweitzer has spent a good amount of time around the world (including the Middle East) in his former life as an irrigation developer. His popularity and his pro-gun stance could help Obama in the Mountain West area. He also refused PAC and special interest money during his 2004 campaign. He's also criticized the economic consequences of the Iraq War, an approach that Obama has recently adopted.

Cons: Despite his travels, he has no official foreign policy experience. He also doesn't bring in any delegates from his own state (though that could be offset if he helps in places like North Dakota, Wyoming and Colorado).

WORTH WATCHING

Janet Napolitano
Another popular Western governor, Napolitano has settled into a second term in McCain's very red home state. She also backed Obama early in the race.

Pros: She has proven her executive capacity in Republican territory, as well as the Southwest, which will help sway Obamicans. A female candidate could also help reunite the Democrats.

Con: Her stance on immigration could prove costly among Hispanic voters.

Sherrod Brown
Another governor, this one from Ohio. Brown is a favorite among progressives for his economic populism and outspoken criticism of the war.

Pro: Could help deliver an important swing state.

Con: Doesn't really satisfy the idea of a unity ticket.

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Chuck Hagel
A Republican senator who has fought with Bush tooth and nail over the Iraq war, Hagel is one of three Republicans who voted with the Democrats over a withdrawal plan. He also has served on the Banking, Foreign Relations and Intelligence Committees. Hagel has also said he's considering endorsing Sen. Obama.

Pro: Broad Senate experience. A living embodiment of Obama's commitment to work with like-minded Republicans. Also is a veteran with experience in Reagan's administration

Con: He is still a Republican (especially on abortion, healthcare), which would not sit well with a lot of Democrats.

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Wesley Clark
Rhodes Scholar turned four-star general and once-presidential candidate. A star resource for Democrats on military affairs.

Pro: John McCain would have to salute him. And he has Southern appeal.

Con: Backed Clinton early and has been a very active surrogate. Not always the best politician on a national stage.

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Kathleen Sebelius
Talk about reaching across the aisle. This Kansas governor convinced a Republican to leave his party, become a Democrat, and run as his Lieutenant Governor. Kansas is rife with stories of Republicans undergoing conversions, and Sebelius gets a good amount of credit for this.

Pro: Another Red-state governor with an excellent post-partisan record. Having a female VP could be a strong ticket.

Con: Sebelius didn't wow anyone with her response to the State of the Union, which raises questions about how she would do on the national stage. And her location in Kansas doesn't add much that Obama doesn't already get from Illinois.

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Tom Daschle
The former South Dakota senator, Daschle has been a strong supporter of Obama's campaign; he's a nation co-chair and is rumored to play a big part in the campaign strategy.

Pro: Can bring in votes from his home state.

Con: Weak campaigner: he lost his Senate seat while he was the sitting Majority Leader.

"At this defining moment in history..."

"At this defining moment in history - a moment when we're facing two wars, an economy in turmoil, a planet in peril - we can't afford to give John McCain the chance to serve out George Bush's third term."

-Barack Obama

a week ago i had a thought(something that happens rarely, at best).

a week ago i had a thought(something that happens rarely, at best).
the thought was: i'm going to belgium in a week, maybe it would be fun
to do some acoustic songs with my friend joy at a bar in brussels.
so i asked the record label to find a small bar where we could play some
acoustic songs, which they did(a cafe/bar, called belga).
belga is a fairly small place, and more than 75 people in belga would
feel really crowded.
and, well, instead of 75 people showing up around
3,000 people were there.
and it was really fun. fantastic, benign chaos.
we put up a little p.a on the street, the police did crowd control, and
everyone seemed to have fun.
joy and i had fun(even if we hadn't, um, actually rehearsed, and we had
to teach each other how to play some of the songs while we were actually
playing them).
so, thanks everyone for coming to cafe belga tonight.
in other news: why is hillary clinton still in the race?
she's starting to remind me of lara flynn boyle in wayne's world(wayne's ex-girlfriend
who won't leave.
quote:
stacy: happy anniversary wayne!
wayne: stacy, we broke up 2 months ago.
stacy: that doesn't mean we can't still go out.
wayne: well, it does, actually, that's what 'breaking up' is.).
hillary can't win. i mean, really, she can't win.
it's not possible at this point. she'll never have enough delegates, she'll never
have enough votes. she can't win.
it's not even a fun statistical improbability, it's impossible for her to win.
although she's talking about including the michigan and florida delegates
even though she and obama both agreed not to campaign in florida and obama's
name wasn't even on the ballot in michigan.
hillary, come on, exit gracefully. your act is done, leave the stage with dignity, rather
than having the 'get off the stage' clowns come on stage and pull you off in a clown car.
tenacity is admirable, to an extent.
tenacity when you absolutely can not win is just lunacy.
sometimes we have to accept things that we don't like.
i don't have hair. i accept that.
stephen hawking will never play basketball. i'm sure he accepts that.
george bush is a dimwit. i'm sure he accepts that(ok, i'm not so sure, to be honest).
hillary, you can't win, it's done. we all know it. everyone overseas knows it.
even little kids know it.
or maybe hillary is like the japanese soldier on the remote phillipines island
who was still fighting world war 2 up until the mid 1950's.
i mean, honestly, what's the point of fighting for the nomination when it's impossible
for you to win? in the meantime she's just weakening the democratic party and giving mccain
a better chance in november.
ah well.
and again, thanks for coming to the benign chaos of cafe belga earlier.
moby

this is going to be: a-self-serving, b-informative

this is going to be:
a-self-serving
b-informative

one of those 'what's up y'all! check us out on da' road while we rock! 4 U!!! lol!! jk!!!' blog entries.
i know, musicians are gross.
informative and self-serving, 2 of my favorite things.
so, on wednesday i'm playing a TINY TINY TINY little acoustic show with my friend joy in belgium.
i don't know where it's going to be, but it's going to be VERY LITTLE(like a pub in the early evening).
and then later that night i'm dj'ing in ghent, i believe.
then friday i'll be doing the phonica in-store in london, and then dj'ing at o2 with mylo and trentemoeller.
(saturday, as an aside, i might dj for a bit at mylo's bday party. said dj'ing will most likely involve
me playing donna summer and laura branigan records. i'm a really excellent bday/wedding/bar-bat mitzvah dj. just fyi.).
then off to l.a for a day.
then guadalajara and monterey and mexico city.
to avoid confusion: these 3 mexican dates will be me playing a new type of live show.
we're calling it LIVE:remixed.
it's a live show, but it's dance music, sort of remixing my music live.
most of the festivals i'll be doing this summer(well, the european ones) will be LIVE:remixed.
ok, to continue: then after mexico i go back to l.a to do some weird stuff involving playing live, i think.
then after l.a i go to demf, where i'll be dj'ing with a lot of my favorite electronic legends.
and then i come back to nyc where i build a bathtub attached to a balloon and i float around in the bath
while learning how to play the hammered dulcimer and then go off and joyne a ye olde ren-fayre and travel
the heath bringing madrigals to the gentry.
did i just write that?
ew, see aforementioned 'musicians are gross' comment.
-moby

funny future president:

funny future president:


moby

p.s-i recently watched the finalists in the 'barack in 30 seconds' competition and i was really, really impressed
with the quality of the submissions. great production value and really effective concepts. it's going to be hard
to pick a winner.

i know, everyone else on the planet is going to point this out, but it's worth remembering

i know, everyone else on the planet is going to point this out, but it's worth remembering that our
genius of a president stood on the deck of an aircraft carrier 5 years ago and stated: 'major combat
operations in iraq are finished' while a banner pronouncing 'mission accomplished' hung behind him.
30,000 u.s troops have been wounded since president genius announced 'mission accomplished'.
around 100,000 iraqii's have died since president mensa announced 'major combat operations in iraq are finished'.
does anyone remember the old miller lite advertisements wherein 2 men argued 'tastes great!' 'less filling!'
and they were both right?
well, the failure of the bush administration will, in the future, be argued along similar lines.
some people will say, 'the bush administration failed due to sheer ignorance and stupidity.'
others will argued, 'the bush administration failed due to overwhelming arrogance and entitlement.'
but why argue?
the bush administration failed due to ignorance, stupidity, arrogance, and entitlement.
ew, bush and his gop cronies are just an expensive and depressing stain on american history.
moby