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March 19, 2007

a-yesterday i went to a political fundraiser and got to hear bill clinton speak. i've heard bill speak lots of times and i still maintain that he's the best public speaker ever. or if not ever, certainly he's the best public speaker who happens to be a former president from the 20th century.

b-VERY IMPORTANT: after watching the simpsons last night i've figured out that the simpsons live in new england. there are springfields in massachussets, new hampshire, rhode island, connecticut, and vermont. the simpsons springfield is, most likely, in one of these states. most likely massachussets or vermont or new hampshire. 'why?', you might ask? because in last nights simpsons they went to barnacle bay. while at barnacle bay they looked at a storm on the weather radar that showed the coast of new england. they then cut to a scene at mo's bar where lenny and mo and carl were looking at the rain and talking about the bad storm. the simpsons also spontaneously drove to barnacle bay from springfield, so the two places have to be fairly close to each other. yes, i'm a nerd to even consider, let alone write, about this.

c-it's the 4 year anniversary of the start of the iraq war. roughly 4 years ago bush & co. promised that the war would be brief and relatively uneventful. president bush even stood beneath a banner that read 'mission accomplished'. 4 years ago. what would you do if you owned a house and you had a contractor who said 'oh, i'll have the work done in a couple of weeks' and then 4 years later was still not finished, had done a terrible job, and had gone 10,000,000,000 times over budget? you'd fire them and have them sued for gross incompetence, right?

ok, brief list.
moby